Here's Your Sign

Have you ever heard that program Larry the Cable Guy does, called "Here's your sign?"  Basically Larry things stupid people should have to wear a stupid sign around their neck to warn others.  So he tells idiotic stories of dumb and embarrassing things that people do.  Then he yells out "Here is your sign!!" and then a jingle plays.

Well there have only been a few times in my life that I felt I did something stupid enough to deserve a sign.  Like in junior high when I forgot my locker combination after opening my locker 4 times a day for six months and having to go to the office to get a copy of it.

Or the time at Utah State that I accidentally wore mismatched shoes to school and did not notice until I was on the bus and it was too late.  Or the time that I sprinkled blueberry pancake mix on my french toast instead of powdered sugar...

But today I think I deserve a stupid sign.  Oh do I ever deserve a sign.  Today at work I accidentally erased my company's accounting program off my computer.  The accounting program that I use practically every single day and can't do my job without...

So yes, can someone please bring me a sign while I sit on the phone with the IT guy trying to explain what in the world I did as he laughs hysterically at me.